keiraknightley@yahoo.com

Hello,
My name is Keira (Oh my!) i went to your profile at www.crazymona.rediffiland.com (When did I create a profile at her blog, when did I create a profile at my blog, all it says observing, I could be observing birds or rats or women's assets for all you know) and i love it (Oh great, love is in the air and in my mail), i think we can click from thier also (Click from where? Where's my remote control, to click you off?) i will like you to reply me through my email thus; keiraknightley@yahoo.com so that i can sent you my pictures for you to know me well (I hope you are sitting in your Ferrari in that pic) and remember that distance (Where are you from, the dead sea?) or color (That's never a problem, Indians always look for a 'fair' bride) does not matter but what matter's a lot is true love (What is love, baby don't hurt me), i will be awaiting to receive your lovely reply (I don't send lovely replies) on my mail box below;
keiraknightley@yahoo.com

Your's Keira,
(Get off me!)
Please reply me back at my email box thus; keiraknightley@yahoo.com
(Why have you mentioned your mail-id 3, oops 4 times? Checking for spellings or grabbing my attention?)


Dearest one (Not dear but dearest, the girl must be melting in love right now ;) ),
My name is Scarlett Johansson (Am I lucky today?) 22 years old girl (Aha, a young girl) a university undergraduate (BSM - Bachelor of Spam Mails) from Abidjan Ivory Coast (never heard of it, have to check at google maps).MY late father was killed by his business associate (For sending spam mails, I believe) and he deposited the sum of $12.5 million Dollars (What about the interest accrued?) in a suspence (Suspense / Suspended / Defence / Suspect?) account here in the bank in my countrty (They don't teach english properly, isn't it?). now my life is in danger (For sending spam mails, right?), the people that killed my late father are after my life (So just stop sending spam mails) , they want to kill me (How do they kill in your country, do they boil you in oil or hang you upside down from a tall tree?) and claim this money from me (Spend it all, they won't be able claim anything in that case), now i want you to help me transfer this money into your account in your country (This I must say is a good idea, considering the low exchange rate of rupee vs dollar), i have maped (Is that a real word?) out 15% of the total money for your compersation (Compensation?) for helping me out and 5% for any expencis (Expenses?) that you may contribute for this transfer (Why will I contribute any expenses?).Please it is very urgent (I won't treat this at all) reply me directly (Why should I?) now through my private email box for more details . (scarlett_johansson@sify.com)
Thank you and God bless you, hope to hear from you soon.
(A good mix of emotional and monetary appeal, I  must say)

best regard
sincerely yours,
(Of course, you plan to marry me right?)
Scarlett Johansson
(No, thank you missy)


*Names have been changed not to protect any identities but for my own amusement.