Likhna to tha Johnnie Walker ke baare mein
Likh raha hun Johnnie Braddie ke baare mein

IT ne to watt laga di hai
Acha bhala aadami mota ho jaata hai

Main pehle kitna dubla patla tha
Seat par baithe baithe mota ho gaya

Saari zindagi to exercise ki nahi
Aur sirf thoda bahut hi kheli tha

Khair ab to kuch karna padega
Soch raha hun ke kya karun

Subah uthne ki addat bhi nahi hai
Raat ko neend aati nahi

Par aise to chalega nahi
Johnnie Braddie effect lana padega

Johnnie bole to John Abraham
Braddie bole to Brad Pitt

Kitne sahi hai dono
Mast 6 pack hain

Jogging bhi start karni padegi
Exercise bhi karni padegi

Badi dikkat hai yaar
Subah thand mein utho

Hai rabba, kya hoga mera
Dekho kitne chalega yeh

Kahin yeh ek drama na ban jae
Subah alarm baje aur band ho jae

Brush bhi kar liya chalo
Phir jutte bhi pehen liye

Bas bistar pe nazar na jae
Nahi to wahin koodna padega

Fir to sab cheez ki chutti
Reh gaya main aise ka aisa

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